The story so far...
Jupa was still sleepy that morning. He poured himself some coffee and
sipped at it. The news was mostly tragic, as usual, so he didn't read
the paper for very long. He looked around his simple room and sighed.
"Nothing good ever happens around here, " he thought. "I'd settle just
for something to happen." At that moment, he heard a knock at the
door. He walked over and opened the door. His eyes widened as he
looked in disbelief. He must be dreaming. He pinched himself to make
sure he was actually awake, for at the door was...
...a heffalump! But, behind the heffalump, was the real surprise... Goddess! Well, as always, Goddess was prepared to do the completely unexpected... The first thing she did was steal Jupa's newspaper so he wouldn't get too depressed. She then mixed up a batch of pan galactic gargle blasters, handed one to Jupa and said,
"Hey kiddo, mind if I borrow your telly phone? Thanks pal, I knew you'd play along". She picked up the phone and called all the CEA regulars, alerting them that there was a P.I.P. at Jupa's house. Now, for all you country bumpkins who don't get out much, a P.I.P. is a 'party in progress'. Minutes later, chatters from all over the world began
arriving at Jupa's door and coming in. In minutes, a massive party
effort was under way, and it wasn't yet 8:00 AM. Of course, the party
was a little boring until suddenly...
...dinosaurs started to walk down the street with massive overbites and large kegs of moogle dew. Jupa by now had changed into something more appropriate for the party but still could not believe what was going on. As the music was blasting and the people screaming, the phone rang. Jupa picked it up and heard a late-nite private eye on the other end. "Hey kid!" the investigator yelled, "we found that..."
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