Other silly thoughts
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw
hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Where are we going, and why are we in a handbasket?
If you got a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the
taxi driver end up owing you money?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see it, do
the other trees make fun of it?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it
be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do they call it research when they look for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a train station is where a train stops, what is a work
station?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If they succeed, is it homicide?
When signmakers go on strike, is there anything written on
their signs?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If the funeral procession is at night, do floks drive with
their headlights off?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
to be thrown away?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them,
would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
"if it aint broke, it don't have enough features yet."
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Back