Good questions

  • How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
  • Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
  • Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
  • Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
  • Why is it you have a "pair" of pants, but only 1 bra?
  • Why do people go to Burger King and order a Double Whopper with a large french fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
  • Does the reverse side have a reverse side?
  • Why is the alphabet in that order?
  • If the Universe is everything, and scientists say that the Universe is expanding, then what is the Universe expanding into?
  • What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
  • Is it possible to be there?
  • When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near-miss? It sounds like a near-hit to me!
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why does lisp have an 's' in it?
  • Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
  • What happens to all of the holes in Swiss cheese when the cheese is eaten?
  • Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
  • When you erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
  • Is it possible to be totally partial?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Afraid someone will clean them?
  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  • Why do they report power outages on TV?
  • How did a fool and his money GET together?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  • If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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